When the time comes, the $JIZZ will flow…
Once upon a time, on the distant planet Testis, nestled amidst a cluster of celestial bodies, there existed a remarkable phenomenon. Deep within the belly of an active volcano, a mythical hourglass stood, its sands defying the laws of physics. The denizens of this peculiar realm were the Jizz Cretins, strange beings who eagerly awaited the commencement of the Presale.
These creatures, with their translucent bodies shimmering like liquid, lived solely to witness the birth of new life. As time trickled through the hourglass, the anticipation grew palpable. They buzzed with excitement, their collective energy manifesting as a soft, pulsating glow.
When the Presale began, the hourglass shattered, releasing a torrent of vibrant hues. Within the iridescent cascade, tiny embryos swirled, each one carrying the promise of life. The Jizz Cretins, true custodians of creation, watched intently, ensuring the perfect alignment of destinies.
As each embryo found its place, a unique journey unfolded. From microscopic beginnings to complex organisms, life thrived under the watchful gaze of the Jizz Cretins. They reveled in the diversity, nurturing every possibility that emerged.
Across the planet Testis, ecosystems blossomed, evolving in harmony with the intricate tapestry woven by the Jizz Cretins. Their sacred duty affirmed, they basked in the satisfaction of knowing that their patient vigilance had ushered life into existence once more.
And so, on the remarkable planet Testis, the Jizz Cretins remained guardians of the hourglass, forever ready to celebrate the miracle of creation, forever weaving the threads of life together in the tapestry of the universe.
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